There was real drama in the Cyrus household this morning after it was revealed that the world's current most-talked-about vagina, that of Miley Cyrus, had issued a lawsuit against satirical news website TheSpoof.com over, what she called, "intrusive behaviour".
The move came after more than 1,500 poorly-written pieces of 'popcorn garbage' were penned on the subject of the smelly gash in less than 48 hours - a new Spoof record!
Lawyers for the vagina, Muff, Gash and Quim, have said they will pursue the 'guilty' parties through the court system until all the stories about the sexy, yet foul-smelling organ have come to a sticky end.
