After grovelling to Northern Ireland Catholics about the happenings at the Bloody Sunday ordeal in 1972 the English Prime Minister has also requested that U2 re-release their sensational LP "Sunday Bloody Sunday".
Freedom fighters, Bono and The Edge, thought it was a grand idea and decided to donate all of the royalties to the English soldiers forced to shoot at the Catholic protestors way back when? (what?)
Now many of you will be asking why?
Well, Bono and the Edge are renowned for their super charity work for the downtrodden and "muy pobres" on this planet. This time they thought it would only be correct to support the soldiers who were only doing their duty at the time and have had to live with their consciences ever since!
The British government are shocked at this surprise decision because they were determined to shove the blame onto the innocent soldiers (as usual), wash their hands of any guilt and crawl up the backsides of the IRA.
Bono and The Edge have now proven that they understand all sides and this time have shown soldarity with those they once hated (commendable).
True blue Conservative Cameron, has now withdrawn his request to U2 explaining that it was a complete and utter "balls up" and never did he think that Bono and The Edge would ever take sides with Brit soldiers.
How wrong can we all be, even our elected Messiah's!
PS: This is purely a Utopian fantasy and never in a million years would a proud Irishman ever offer his hand of peace to an innocent British soldier, that would be too much to ask!
