Liverpool have this morning unveiled their choice as new manager, and it will come as a complete shock to everyone to discover the name of the new Anfield boss - Reg Crabtree.
Passing over the likes of Jose Mourinho, Martin O'Neill, Sven Goran Erikkson, Guus Hiddink and former Kop favourite Kenny Dalglish, the Reds' owners have gone for the unproven ex-fishmonger from Wallasey.
Reg, as he likes to be known, was selling haddock, cod and plaice until as recently as yesterday afternoon, and admits he has absolutely NO experience as a football manager.
This, though, should not hold him back, as former boss Rafa Benitez made some strangely uniformed decisions, and often picked a side that suggested he also had NO experience of football management.
Speaking at a press conference today, Reg laughed:
"Arl put me 'and to any-n, me. Ar cahn't do any werse than that fucken Rafa bloke, now can ah?"