English Taxi Driver Murders Prove That Atrocities Don't Just Happen In Iraq

Funny story written by Farida Benamar

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

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The 12 people that died in what has been described as 'a murder rampage' in the English town of Whitehaven when a taxi driver fundamentalist randomly shot dead members of the public before blowing himself up, proves that this kind of atrocity doesn't just happen in Arabic countries alone.

Derrick Bird a dissatisfied Christian appears to have gone mad and shot his colleague and then the other people as he drove his taxi around Cumbria.

UK intelligence services had failed to identify the drivers plot.

But when a bomb goes off in an Iraqi market 'killing dozens' it is seen on TV in the UK and the viewers are bombarded with the images. But of course it isn't just in Iraq where this happens - its the UK too!

The mass shooting is the worst in the UK since 1996 when Thomas Hamilton killed 16 children and their teacher in an attack at a school in Dunblane in Scotland. Disgusting!

In 1987 gun fanatic Michael Ryan killed 16 people in Hungerford in Berkshire. That was disgusting also!

So it seems that its not just in Iraq and Afghanistan and other so-called 'barbaric Arabic' countries that these disgusting disgraceful and despicable tragedies happen. Its also in the 'civilised' UK as well.

Disgusting! Animals!

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