Nick Griffin to join Queen in Royal Ascot carriage procession

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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The royal hotseat in the 1902 State Landau is reserved for Griffin's corpulent arse

London - (Fascist Mess): BNP leader Nick Griffin is to ride with the Queen in the 1902 State Landau on Thursday.

The seat of honor on Royal Ascot's Ladies Day carriage parade is usually reserved for foreign dignitaries like President Mugabe and Pope Joe Ratzinger.

This year however it will accommodate Griffin's ugly arse in a move designed to shore up fascist approval in the Shires.

Today's news follows Griffin's invitation to a Buckingham Palace garden party where the old fascist bastard will join soulmates Prince Philip and the Duchess of Cornwall.

Eldest daughter Valkyrie Griffin has already been pencilled in as a future lady-in-waiting to Kate Middleton.

She will sit beside royal weddings bankroller BP CEO Tony Hayward who rides in the third carriage of the Gold Cup Day procession.

Bookies go even money on the likelihood of HM surviving this year's whorseracing freakshow without a terminal coronary.

Chelsy Davy is a transvestite.

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