Trouble at the White House this morning when President Barack called his Mother-In-Law everything but a ...no he called her that too.
"That old bag stays with us wherever we move. I thought we were finally rid of her this time, but no! She even has to move into the White House!"
Those were as close as our Source would get to the storm of profanity yelled by President Obama.
"He's not himself", stated a shook-up First Lady, Michelle. "All that rehearsing of anger against the Oil Company has still got a grip on him."
"I hope he don't get a grip on ME!", stated Michelle's mother. "I guess he's had all that pent up inside. I hope Hillary and Bill stay away for awhile or something really BAD is going to happen."
Meanwhile, Michelle is suggesting a vacation for her and her husband!
"VACATION! YOU SAY VACATION! DURING AN OIL SLICK? I'LL GIVE YOU A VACATION AT THE HOSPITAL! YOU AND MAMA!"
This was on a recorded message the Source played back as a lot of noise came after the screaming. "I'm destroying this message right now. Just wanted to let you know what's happening."
That was when Michelle, her Mom and the girls came out with their luggage.
"We've decided to go to Hawaii for a few days. Someone needs to find out the cost of those destroyed national treasures in there."
