Susan Boyle fanatics have pulled off a coup and bought their own fansite. Following the ConDem coaltion's example, they have put aside their differences for now and, organised themselves into a coherent group to buy their fansite.
They are to be congratulated on this daring, some would say damn stupid, coalition with more money than sense. The seller is laughing all the way to his bank, somewhere in England.
"I have all their $25 fees and now a bankers draft for $8000, doesn't get much better" said the delighted ex owner.
The fanatics are no less delighted. Overcoming doubts about the expense and the exorbitant price they paid, one fanatic winked at our reporter and asked, "Have you never heard of The Tea Party in England?"
Apparently they will collect at every Tea Party they organise and soon cover the $8000 expenditure, with a lot to spare.
"Never underestimate the power of our group", she told our reporter, "We are small in number but big in ideas and this will be a success, no doubt about that. With the help of the big guy up there, we will be guided at each step
Asked if their might now be an amnesty for the banned and damned she simply said, "We're onto them and they can piss off back to their holes, when they dig out all the garbage in their landfills"
No forgiveness there it seems, still never mind, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
