Danny Dyer Joins The Spoof

Written by Earl Grey

Friday, 7 May 2010

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Dominic was delighted. And his alsation was so happy that he was licking Dominic's balls.

Danny Dyer has joined the Spoof as guest columnist, following the success of his advice column in Zoo magazine. Dyer, a film actor and talented writer, is said to be delighted with the offer made by editor Mark Lowton.

The actor's advice to one reader was to slash their ex-girlfriends face. Such views are sure to prove popular in the pages of the Spoof, where drunken ramblings of insane men are the staple diet.

Lowton, a pickled egg farmer from Lancaster, said "This is going to be big. well, maybe average. It's small really, but in a big way."

The readership of the Spoof-a guy called Dominic and his pet alsation Nigel-are both very excited by the news and are looking forward to reading Dyer's tales of drunken tomfoolery every week.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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