Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart today branded Spoof satirist Skoob an outright lying scumbag, as the inadequate author approached them in a futile bid to sustain his overinflated chart status on satirical website TheSpoof.com
Pattinson stated that the so called 'writer' had asked him and Kristen Stewart to keep voting for his own pathetically unfunny stories in order to sustain a conspiracy preventing the world from seeing SPECTRUM's true potential as a world class satirist.
And that the scumbag Skoob had asked Robert and Kristen to five star all his stories, or he'd start supporting Manchester City.
There was more on this, but we didn't want to burden the readers with superfluous detail.
