Spoof Writer ends up like Egyptian Mummy after Fight

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Saturday, 24 April 2010

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A Spoof Writer ended up in hospital yesterday after a crazy dispute between two Spoof Writers, who cannot be named for legal reasons got out of control.

Spoof Writer Y, called Spoof Writer X, a shit writer and X retaliated by asking Y, Why. X then advised Y that his writing was even worse shit and the dispute raged until it came to blows.

Only one Spoof Writer lets call him Z, at least tried to resolve the dispute but unfortunately a team of diplomats could not resolve it and it ended up with one of the Spoof Writers, in hospital covered in bandages from head to toe like an Egyptian Mummy.

We are still waiting on details of which Spoof Writer, ended up in hospital was it X or was it Y, but we do know that one of the Spoof Writers was an expert in Kung Fu.

At the hospital a Doctor, who wished to remain anonymous said " When you think of all the problems in the World, with illegal wars, starvation in a world of plenty, corrupt politicians etc it sure is crazy for people to come to blows over some Spoof stories.

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