Derek Acorah, the world famous physic medium is to take advantage of his phenomenal good looks, and produce a calendar for 2011, with him in various athletic and tasteful poses for each of the months.
This particular calendar has a twist on ordinary calendars. It is only available over the web. Before purchasing, the web site asks for a date of birth and for the purchaser to concentrate on their own name. From this, Derek Acorah personally works out your entire appointments for 2011 by asking the spirits, and fills it in for you; including everybody's birthdays of people you know, and every dental appointment that you do not know you are going to need yet.
Most of the people who have purchased the calendar are extremely happy with it, and have rated it five out of five spoofs (something you can do yourself at the end of this article). There have been one or two people who have had initial issues with the calendar, as it is not completely filled in, in one case, only having the first two weeks of January with any events.
The Acorah Calendar Company have dismissed claims from these individuals by stating that it is impossible to put appointments on the calendar for any dates after the person buying it is going to die.
