The Office of Fair campaigning (OFC) has intervened in the election campaign following scores of complaints from your intrepid reporter.
BubblyIan is completely sick of the over-use of the F-word in campaigning. All the parties have been saying they want a 'Fair' Society and 'Fair' future, but clearly have absolutely no idea what the F-word means.
Our intrepid reporter calls on the OFC to punish candidates for misrepresenting their policies as 'Fair' when they are anything but fair.
Labour, for example, propose even more transfers of wealth from men to women and have introduced the Inequalities Act 2010, which legalises discrimination in favour of women.
Conservatives, UKIP and BNP want to scrap the Human Rights Act, our main protection from government's unfairness
Labour have sent thousands of men to die in Iraq and Afghanistan, but not women.
Labour have refused to introduce prostate cancer screening for men and refused to equalise the retirement age for men and women for another ten years.
Tories want to increase male retirement age to 67 immediately, when men already die on average 5-6 years EARLIER than women.
Lib Dems want to scrap the Council Tax and replace it with a local Income Tax, which more men will pay than women.
No parties are talking about tackling the existing 'winner takes all' system which gives 100% of the benefits and tax credits for having a child to the primary carer, typically 90% of the time the woman and nothing to the other parent, normally the father.
So a word to ALL politicians. Please stop using the F-word when you don't know what it means otherwise the OFC will clamp down hard on you where it hurts!
