Pensioners Will Be Blamed For Global Warming

Funny story written by shopbitch

Monday, 26 April 2010

The far-right BNP have released claims that a future Lib-Dem, Labour, Conservative or UKIP government would seek to bolster claims for the existence of global warming by linking it to the growth in the number of pensioners.

Speaking at the launch of their latest national leaflet campaign, which claims that by cutting spending on combating "non-existent" global warming all pensioners could have an extra £150 pensioner every week, leader Nick Griffin revealed the truth.

"Anyone can see that the lies spread by the communist media over the last 10 years are linked - pensioners 'time-bomb' and climate change 'time-bomb'. These are both complete fabrications. The only time-bomb in the UK today is the immigrant time-bomb. And we're the only party to address this"

Spokesmen for all other parties responded with the same answer - "seriously? are these guys for real". A spokesman for the late-Lord Such's Monster Raving Loony Party added, "its time for us to up our game"

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