Cameron - Man Of Vision Or Man On A Mission

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Sunday, 25 April 2010

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I'll be Prime Minister

Tory leader David Cameron voiced his opinion yesterday to scrap the Human Rights Bill in favour of replacing it with a modern and up to date Bill Of Rights.

Speaking on Radio Five Live the opposition leader also vented his aspiration to erase and edit other key historical documents like that of the Magna Carta.

The live phone in show was then abruptly interrupted when a caller known only as "Kyle Reese" made claims that Cameron had more sinister plans in mind.

Expanding his views he added that Cameron was in fact a futuristic "cybernetic robot" sent back through time whose primary directive was hell bent on eroding away Labour's very existence.

The conversation then became ugly and heated with Reese screaming, "I have answered your questions. You just don't get it. He will hunt you down, that's what he does. He's a Labour-hater..."

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