Alex Salmond the scales go in his favour

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Sunday, 25 April 2010

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Scotland had it's own, very small and insignificant debate today. We cannot call it a leaders debate because Alex was the only leader taking part and the Tory was the only Tory MP in Scotland. So not much to choose from with him, is there?

labour sent the Scottish Secretary, but he's not a real leader, just a mouthpiece for London's New Labour gang. The Lib Dems couldn't send Nick Clegg so a substitute place man, some Lib Dem MP in Scotland made up the numbers.

Alex is not even standing as a candidate for Westminster. He did, however, come top of the poll for best dressed speaker and above average bullshitter.

The other three, "debaters" came nowhere. Alex also won the book prize for "best in show" and scooped the crap prize for being best of the rest in the booby prize debate.

It was all about "be nice to those damn Scots again" from the BBC. Nothing that was discussed makes a bit of difference to the General Election. The real votes will be cast in England and the picture in Scotland will stay as it has been for many, many years.

Labour over half of the 59 seats, SNP maybe 8, Tories possibly 2 and LibDems not much better.

Should have watched Rangers beat Hibernian for another boring Premier League Title but blue still hurts my eyes.

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