Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in General Election Sensation

Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 23 April 2010

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A Market Research company has discovered that Robert Pattinson, or Kristen Stewart, would win in an election if they stood against Brown,Cameron, & Clegg, and if the poll was taken only for the 18-25 years of age group they would win by a landslide.

A similar poll taken in an old folks home would mean that Pattinson or Stewart would lose their deposit as they would not get a single vote.

Old people especially in their eighties and nineties have had seventy years of conditioning since the time they started voting so an old Labour, voter will vote Labour, even if a maniac who illegally invades countries and kills Millions of people stood for them, for example Hitler.

Actually Tony Blair done that anyway illegally invaded Iraq, and Afghanistan, killed millions of innocent people and got away with it, so far.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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