Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart conned in Volcanic Dust storm

Written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 22 April 2010

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been involved in the case of a conman Freddy the Fraudster, from Fakenham.

Pattinson likes buying unusual presents so he bought Kristen, a jar of Volcanic Ash from Iceland, which he bought from Freddy. Even although the jar had a label marked "Genuine Volcanic Ash" it turned out it was a con because Freddy works in his local crematorium.

Police raided Freddy's flat and found several jars marked as "Genuine Volcanic Ash", pieces of bed sheet 2 inches square marked Take That bed sheets, supposedly sheets that Take That, members had slept on while on Tour. There were even 100 toilet seats and an ad on Ebay selling a toilet seat that claimed to belong to SuBo.

Freddy ended up being charged with fraud but as he was lead away he said politicians con you all the time and you vote them back in so you get what you deserve.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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