A McMahon in Every Corner!

Written by Clapton is God

Thursday, 22 April 2010

image for A McMahon in Every Corner!

Tonights Triple Threat Match live from the Bristol Silverdome is going to be a slobberknocker, Three Men destined to become Prime Minister and more importantly the WWE UK Champion. But The Corb News Network can reveal today that there will be a Mcmahon in Every Corner!

Tonights Match is only one of the first leading to Wrestlemania on May 6th, The Owner of the WWE, Vince McMahon stated last night that it would be a no holds barred in May, However all other details are being kept very quiet. The Winner of Tonights Match will get to choose the type of Match at Wrestlemania heres the breakdown

The Reigning Champion - Gordon "Ironface" Brown
(Gordon Wants a Cage in Croydon Match and will be accompanied by Vince McMahon)

The Number One Contender - David "IronfaceKiller" Cameron
(Cameron wants a Hell inside Number Ten Match supporting him is Linda McMahon)

The Rank Outsider - Nick "StealersWheel" Clegg
(Nick wants a I'm Never Gonna Win So It Dosnt Really Matter Match he will be accompanied by Shane McMahon

Tonights Guest Referee is Petula Clarke

More News As We Get It

Michael Buerk Signing Off

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more