Quintuplets to stand for election

Written by bubblyian

Thursday, 22 April 2010

Identical sisters and quintuplets, Susan (Labour), Sally (Lib-Dems), Stephanie (Tory), Sarah (UKIP) and Sandra Stallion (Green) have all decided to stand for the highly marginal seat of Great Floatering-on-Sea. Their parents are very proud of them all.

"My daughters approached me about getting involved in politics and asked my opinion on which party to join and I said they are all the same now it doesn't really matter which one anymore. nevertheless I was extremely surprised to find that they had all picked different parties to join and all got selected by their respective parties.", the proud dad said.

When asked about possible confusion for the voters, Susan, or was it Sally? Stallion said,"it makes it much easier as one of us is always available to help and any of us can stand in for the other without anyone noticing. I think we can provide a much better service to our constitutents whichever one of us is actually elected."

This reporter awaits the result of the election on 6th May with interest.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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