Alternative view: How to get a Democracy

Written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 22 April 2010

image for Alternative view: How to get a Democracy
I bring Death, Destruction, High Taxes and you vote for it

Totally peed off with the brainwashing, three party, brain washing, crap system, that they keep shoving down our throats? Then its time to speak up.

If any of these unscrupulous bastards comes to your door during the election tell them where to go and tell your family and friends do not vote for any of the three horsemen of the Apocalypse.

They all are responsible for fiddling their expenses, going into illegal wars, high taxes, discrimination against law abiding citizens. They could clear the streets tomorrow of the drug dealers, murderers, the sick paedophiles, benefit cheats who are claiming lots they are not entitled to.

Only by voting for change against these three will there ever be a chance of getting a democracy. If you actually believe we live in a democracy now you are seriously brainwashed as the brainwashing media only promote establishment point of view.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more