NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the greatest fighters to ever strap on a pair of boxing gloves has just told the sports media that he is going to enroll in college. “Iron” Mike Tyson, who had more first round knock-outs than anyone in boxin…
Cats can be quite extraordinary, especially if they are allowed to watch telly! One German farm feline sneaked in the back door last night and secretly watched 'Iron Mike Tyson' punching fresh air against an opponent, who many years ago, would have l…
(NOT EDITED) After a series of aggressive cats having 'pops' at each other in a German back garden in Iserlohn, a clever pit-bull owner thought, "I can make mega-Marks, sorry Euros, out of these cats 'popping' at each other." So, he built himself…
MOSCOW – (Sports Satire) - Female boxing sensation Svetlana Svetlanovich, 27, has improved her boxing record to 53-0, with 52 knockouts. The amazing Russian pugilist has been boxing ever since she was 8 weeks old. Her parents said that she knoc…
SANTA MONICA BEACH, California (Sport Comedy) – One of the greatest boxers to ever lace ‘em up, has agreed to a match with Roy Jones Jr. “Iron” Mike Tyson will be fighting in what promoters are calling “The Battle of The Oldies”. Tyson is 54, a…
LAS VEGAS – Ronda Rousey has said that there is no one on the face of the Earth that she is afraid of, not even Mike “The Ear Biter” Tyson. Rousey, who stands 5-feet 7-inches tall, and weighs 121 pounds, said that she has agreed to wrestle Tyson,…
Former world champion heavyweight boxer, Mike Tyson, 53, known as "Iron" Mike Tyson because of his obsession with iron and ironing (he has everything made out of iron in his semi-detached house in Torquay, Devon - even his clothes iron is entirely ma...
Calling a press conference at the Las Vegas Hilton, four sports stars who spent time in the slammer made an historic announcement--they were going to work to help others like them walk the straight and narrow. "We, we, uh, we just wanta help those...
After Donald Trump was embarrassed into giving a Purple Heart back to the veteran who earned it, Clint Eastwood offered up one of his four Oscars to The Donald. Speaking at a Trump rally in Denver, Clint Eastwood gave Donald Trump the academy awar...
HONG KONG, China - South African President Nelson Mandela always talked about how much he enjoyed visiting China and eating the best egg rolls in the world. He got to where he could use the chopsticks just as good as any Chinese citizen. He was so...
CHICAGO - Mike Tyson was in Chicago visiting an old friend when he was asked about the Dancing With The Stars rumor. The former world boxing champion, responded by saying that he wants to join the celebrity cast on the upcoming season. He was a...
NEW YORK, NY - Anthony's Weiner rose to a new high today in the race to lose the Mayoral race in New York City. The polls have a new leader as Weiner support softened. Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson,...
NEW YORK, NY - Shortly after being named "Power Player of the Week" by Fox News's Mike Wallace, Mike Tyson announced that he will be jumping into the New York City Mayoral Race. Asked about Anthony Weiner's trials and tribulations, Mr. Tyson state...
NEW YORK CITY - Larry King and Regis Philbin are as happy as two anteaters at a fire ant convention thanks to the great ratings for their brand new hit talk show The Viagra View. Philbin, 81, recently told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld that he h...
After reports from African media outlets that former undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World Mike Tyson had undergone a sex change operation to become a woman the former bruiser has undergone a further operation reversing the first operation an...
An African spoof site has reported that ex-boxer, ear biter and general ex-hooligan, Mike Tyson, is undergoing a sex-change operation! Well this spoof site can reveal that it is just not true because Mike is just feeling his feminine side right now a...
HOLLYWOOD - There are six days remaining until America's favorite holiday where every age has a party to go to, where everyone wears whoever they want to be, where Lady Gaga says it's okay to be square. Never mind the fact that the party will take...
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