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Funny story: Boxing Champ Mike Tyson Says He's Going To Go To College and Get a Gynecological Degree

Boxing Champ Mike Tyson Says He's Going To Go To College and Get a Gynecological Degree

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the greatest fighters to ever strap on a pair of boxing gloves has just told the sports media that he is going to enroll in college. “Iron” Mike Tyson, who had more first round knock-outs than anyone in boxin…

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Funny story: German farm cat re-named after watching Tyson box his way out of a wet paper bag!

German farm cat re-named after watching Tyson box his way out of a wet paper bag!

Cats can be quite extraordinary, especially if they are allowed to watch telly! One German farm feline sneaked in the back door last night and secretly watched 'Iron Mike Tyson' punching fresh air against an opponent, who many years ago, would have l…

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Funny story: Cat fighting not forbidden in German backgarden's!

Cat fighting not forbidden in German backgarden's!

(NOT EDITED) After a series of aggressive cats having 'pops' at each other in a German back garden in Iserlohn, a clever pit-bull owner thought, "I can make mega-Marks, sorry Euros, out of these cats 'popping' at each other." So, he built himself…

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Funny story: A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match

A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match

MOSCOW – (Sports Satire) - Female boxing sensation Svetlana Svetlanovich, 27, has improved her boxing record to 53-0, with 52 knockouts. The amazing Russian pugilist has been boxing ever since she was 8 weeks old. Her parents said that she knoc…

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Funny story: Mike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies

Mike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California (Sport Comedy) – One of the greatest boxers to ever lace ‘em up, has agreed to a match with Roy Jones Jr. “Iron” Mike Tyson will be fighting in what promoters are calling “The Battle of The Oldies”. Tyson is 54, a…

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Funny story: WWE Wrestler Ronda Rousey Has Agreed To Wrestle Mike Tyson

WWE Wrestler Ronda Rousey Has Agreed To Wrestle Mike Tyson

LAS VEGAS – Ronda Rousey has said that there is no one on the face of the Earth that she is afraid of, not even Mike “The Ear Biter” Tyson. Rousey, who stands 5-feet 7-inches tall, and weighs 121 pounds, said that she has agreed to wrestle Tyson,…

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Funny story: Foreman Slams Mike Tyson Comeback Bid

Foreman Slams Mike Tyson Comeback Bid

Former world champion heavyweight boxer, Mike Tyson, 53, known as "Iron" Mike Tyson because of his obsession with iron and ironing (he has everything made out of iron in his semi-detached house in Torquay, Devon - even his clothes iron is entirely ma...

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group

O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group

Calling a press conference at the Las Vegas Hilton, four sports stars who spent time in the slammer made an historic announcement--they were going to work to help others like them walk the straight and narrow. "We, we, uh, we just wanta help those...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Gives One Of His Oscars To Donald Trump

Clint Eastwood Gives One Of His Oscars To Donald Trump

After Donald Trump was embarrassed into giving a Purple Heart back to the veteran who earned it, Clint Eastwood offered up one of his four Oscars to The Donald. Speaking at a Trump rally in Denver, Clint Eastwood gave Donald Trump the academy awar...

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Funny story: China To Honor Nelson Mandela By Putting His Likeness On A Commemorative Postage Stamp

China To Honor Nelson Mandela By Putting His Likeness On A Commemorative Postage Stamp

HONG KONG, China - South African President Nelson Mandela always talked about how much he enjoyed visiting China and eating the best egg rolls in the world. He got to where he could use the chopsticks just as good as any Chinese citizen. He was so...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

CHICAGO - Mike Tyson was in Chicago visiting an old friend when he was asked about the Dancing With The Stars rumor. The former world boxing champion, responded by saying that he wants to join the celebrity cast on the upcoming season. He was a...

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Funny story: Weiner Support Droops as Mike Tyson Takes Lead in NYC Mayoral Race

Weiner Support Droops as Mike Tyson Takes Lead in NYC Mayoral Race

NEW YORK, NY - Anthony's Weiner rose to a new high today in the race to lose the Mayoral race in New York City. The polls have a new leader as Weiner support softened. Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson,...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson Jumps Into New York City Mayoral Race

Mike Tyson Jumps Into New York City Mayoral Race

NEW YORK, NY - Shortly after being named "Power Player of the Week" by Fox News's Mike Wallace, Mike Tyson announced that he will be jumping into the New York City Mayoral Race. Asked about Anthony Weiner's trials and tribulations, Mr. Tyson state...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo, Mike Tyson, and Ringo Starr Appear On The Viagra View

Honey Boo Boo, Mike Tyson, and Ringo Starr Appear On The Viagra View

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King and Regis Philbin are as happy as two anteaters at a fire ant convention thanks to the great ratings for their brand new hit talk show The Viagra View. Philbin, 81, recently told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld that he h...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson Has Secret Reverse Sex Change Operation And Is Now A Man Again

Mike Tyson Has Secret Reverse Sex Change Operation And Is Now A Man Again

After reports from African media outlets that former undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World Mike Tyson had undergone a sex change operation to become a woman the former bruiser has undergone a further operation reversing the first operation an...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson is not becoming a transsexual; he's just feeling his feminine side!

Mike Tyson is not becoming a transsexual; he's just feeling his feminine side!

An African spoof site has reported that ex-boxer, ear biter and general ex-hooligan, Mike Tyson, is undergoing a sex-change operation! Well this spoof site can reveal that it is just not true because Mike is just feeling his feminine side right now a...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash

Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash

HOLLYWOOD - There are six days remaining until America's favorite holiday where every age has a party to go to, where everyone wears whoever they want to be, where Lady Gaga says it's okay to be square. Never mind the fact that the party will take...

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