David Cameron In Secret Fling With Jordan (Real-Name Katie Price)

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Thursday, 8 April 2010

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PM candidate, David Cameron, has been caught up in a sensational rumour, detailing news of him and glamour model Jordan, romping "for months."

The outlandish claims, made by a party insider, have rocked the Conservative party, lead by Cameron, in the run-up to the election.

The fracas began, when at a party conference in Nottingham, Cameron answered the following: "Who do you prefer; Katie Price or Peter Andre?" The toff leader chose busty Price, 31, fuelling speculation surrounding the pair.

Jordan, one-time wife of pop-crooner Peter Andre, and currently married to cage-fighter Alex Reid, has also been snapped with the Tory boss.

Wearing nothing but a red, leather corset, Price straddled the Old Etonian, in the shot. And party sources have confirmed that the pair have been engaging in steamy sex sessions, often lasting "upto 5 hours."

BBC Election correspondant, Rita Chakrabati, though, has asserted that the relationship could benefitCameron, in the run-up to his election.

"Cameron has often been potrayed as a posh toff, however, a relationship with Price, could prove to voters that he is down to earth, and genuinely enjoys the company of 'normal folk'." said Chakrabati.

Cameron currently enjoys a seven-point lead in the polls, just enough to see him into office, and any surge in popularity from this, would see him over the edge.

Price was unavailable for comment at time of press. Cameron, and shadow-chancellor, George Osbourne, have both categorically denied the rumour.

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