Cameron unveils National Citizen Service (NACIS) plan

Written by Nae mair crap

Thursday, 8 April 2010

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UK readers will recall the yoppers, the young unemployed being put to work, on low wages. Now, the Conservatives are bringing it back under the guise of the National Citizen Service (NACIS). The catch this time, they don't get paid, it's "voluntary".

16 year olds kids will be "recruited" in the summer months. They will, similar to young people in the Victorian era, be put into service. They will not be paid and service is compulsory. Rich Tories and their chums are already placing their orders. The most popular vacancies so far are, under house parlourmaid, cheap manservant and a catch all vacancy of general dogsbody.

Tory supporters, who own private nursing and care homes are overjoyed at the thought of free,slave labour in their service. This means they can sack all their paid experienced staff for months at a time.

Restaurant and cafe owners are thrilled because they can sack all their Eastern European staff and make a fortune, in the summer months, to fund their 5 months winter holidays in the Caribbean, Portugal and Spain.

The "service for the rich" scheme also pays the greedy Tory bastards, £200 per week for each NACIS they put to work.

It's one way to eliminate costs, while making the rich richer. Cameron himself is already casting his net wide for round the clock babysitters. This will allow his wife, samcam, to indulge herself, aided by another 4 NACIS, who will learn what service means under the Tories, with no job at the end of it.

Lord Coe is beside himself as he ponders the requisition order of 20,000 young NACIS for his 2012 Olympic Games in London.

Thatcher , confused and incoherent, endorses the "slave to rich society" initiative.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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