Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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Alastair Dullthing

The secret details of Labours Death tax can now be revealed. Alastair Dullthing and even duller thing Gordon Brown, had planned to introduce a DEATH TAX, so that not only can they screw you to the wall with the worlds highest taxes while your living, they can Tax you even more when your Dead.

The Death Tax will come into effect when you die,when they will take 90% of any money you have left in your estate, after they have screwed you with the other taxes.

A growing number of working class people, who have seen the light and recognise that Labour do not represent the working classes, would rather see a Death Tax against Labour and the sooner they Die the better for everybody.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Death, Labour, Tax




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