Ed Ball's Build Your Own Vagina Project in a Flap!

Written by Lightning Conductor

Monday, 8 March 2010


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The Nation's school children have been devastated to hear that Ed Ball's much vaunted & long awaited pet scheme "Educating The Nations's Children to Respect through the Medium of Building a Better Vagina Project" has sadly been scrapped after a fault was found in the device's "Automatic Flap & Flange Self Lubricating System"!

Mr.Balls was unavailable for comment although an assistant claimed that the trouble was all Mrs.Thatcher's fault.

Gordon Brown was available for comment but no one wanted to hear it so he was left alone to get on with the job of ruining the Country.

Ed Ball's is said to be busy revising his scheme and hopes to relaunch his new project "Educating the Nation's Children to Vote Labour through the Medium of Unsociable Behaviour" just in time for the election campaign which he claims isn't at all politically motivated.

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