Kate Silverton In Vagina Lip Lipstick Scandal

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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Newsreader and vamp Kate Silverton is at the centre of a new scandal this morning, after it was alleged the sexbomb had applied one of her new range of lipsticks to her piss flaps.

The bespectacled sexbomb, a major turn-on for hundreds of thousands of middle-aged men everywhere, had 'puckered-up' and literally daubed her pouting vulva with Vermillion Vixen No. 6 from the new Silverton range of lipsticks before reading the lunchtime news last Wednesday, a colleague claimed.

"She hid behind a cabinet off-screen, and reached under her skirt", said the source, who refused to be named, adding "I was shocked."

Officials were surprised to learn of the news when we approached them for a statement this morning, but seemingly unconcerned. One executive told us:

"Miss Silverton is her own woman. If she wants to beautify her vaginal lips in a way that will make her more attractive to viewers, that is her business. She knows what she is doing."

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