Newsreader and vamp Kate Silverton is at the centre of a new scandal this morning, after it was alleged the sexbomb had applied one of her new range of lipsticks to her piss flaps.
The bespectacled sexbomb, a major turn-on for hundreds of thousands of middle-aged men everywhere, had 'puckered-up' and literally daubed her pouting vulva with Vermillion Vixen No. 6 from the new Silverton range of lipsticks before reading the lunchtime news last Wednesday, a colleague claimed.
"She hid behind a cabinet off-screen, and reached under her skirt", said the source, who refused to be named, adding "I was shocked."
Officials were surprised to learn of the news when we approached them for a statement this morning, but seemingly unconcerned. One executive told us:
"Miss Silverton is her own woman. If she wants to beautify her vaginal lips in a way that will make her more attractive to viewers, that is her business. She knows what she is doing."
