Pope gets drunk and rants and raves about Vatican Secrets

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 6 February 2010

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The secrets in the Vatican would shock the World

The Pope got so drunk last Friday night that he started ranting and raving about the secrets in the Vatican.

"If people only new" laughing loudly "The stories in the bible are the Grimm's fairy tales of that time they are all made up, all the proof is in the Vatican ha ha ha,but every year we rake in a fortune in cash and we pay no taxes its the greatest hoax ever and its so powerful that even if we revealed the secrets in the Vatican there are so many millions so deeply indoctrinated they would not believe the truth if it came up and bit then on the nose"

This is a warning to those who keep secrets don't drink to much it acts like a truth drug and you could say something you were not supposed to say.

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