Gary Cooper forced to resign before High Noon

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 22 February 2010

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I want to punch Browns lights out

Professor Gary Cooper has resigned as Patron of the National bullying helpline because he was bullied. He resigned before high noon unlike his namesake Gary Cooper who faced the baddies at noon.

Cooper resigned just like that because he crapped out because Brown threatened to break his legs and said remember Dr David Kelly.

There is now a major cover up under way to protect the Prime Monster Gordon the bully brown just because some Pratt released the truth to the media.

There may now be an investigation into the allegations of bullying but investigators are sure to be bullied to stop the truth getting out.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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