It was with much delight and gusto that Ron Nasty, HR Director for The BNP revealed Mr.Robert Mugabe as the surprise recipient of The coveted position of "Lifetime Honorary Chairman".
We thought that our old mucker "Bob" would be interested in the position so we put it to him and he accepted.
He's the thinking man's type of racist and Nick Griffin thinks he can learn much from him as they both share an interest in disliking other people for no particularly good reason continued Big Ron.
Mr.Mugabe will be running an advertising campaign in Zimbabwe, Earls Court, Canning Town and West Thamesmead to try and attract skilled people to move over to Africa and enjoy the fruits of his benevolent Dictatorship.
The "White Step Forward" Program is due to kick off on March the 1st when people are expected to flood the helpline after reading about the sunny climate and smoke all you can tobacco that grows freely all over the country.