BNP leader in Reggae club scandal-claims of shaking his groove thing

Funny story written by James Jameson

Friday, 8 January 2010

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It looks like Griffin may have also been caught with his "panzers" down

You would be forgiven for thinking that the smooth relaxing sounds of reggae and the BNP are not a mix but you would be wrong apparently. BNP leader Nick Griffin was spotted yesterday evening in a prominent London reggae club.

According to eye witnesses, Griffin was seen at the bar listening to the "Bob Marley experience" shaking his head and even his "groove thing" a fact that has been denied by Mr Griffin himself.
"I have never shaken my groove thing" said a defiant Griffin "in fact; I don't even have one nor know what one is."

Groove thing shaking aside, Mr Griffin has yet to give his whereabouts for that evening or to even deny that he was seen at a reggae club a fact that BNP supporter Anne Oldbiddy is not worried about.

"I don't think Nick would ever been seen in such an immoral place" she fumed "this is obviously more lies and propaganda from the Communist BBC and the even more Communist Spoof magazine in an attempt to disgrace our leader because they cannot stand the fact that we are doing so well in the polls."

Despite Ms Oldbiddy's assurance, there are several eye witnesses the bar tender who wishes to remain anonymous had this to say "yeah I saw Nick Griffin -I knew it was him because I recognised him on question time and he criticized our rum for being from Jamaica and Barbados...said something about taking jobs away from English was weird."

When asked whether Griffin appeared to have enjoyed himself, the bar tender replied "for the most part yeah-although he made his objections known during One Love."

Other than a denial on the shaking of his groove thing, Nick Griffin has refused to comment.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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