The Taliban have been sending fax messages, emails and making phone calls to Nick Griffin of the BNP asking for help to get rid of all the immigrants that have invaded Afghanistan because the hills are alive with the sound of gunfire.
Nick Griffin has eventually replied saying " I don't know what you should do I have enough problems here with all the immigrants that are let in to the UK and given better housing and benefits than the people that were actually born here"
The Taliban are now fleeing to the hills to hide at present singing CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN.
