Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 17 January 2010

image for Downing Street earthquake on Monday as Jupiter and Venus cross celestial Maginot Line
And it's all over for Prime Monster Gorgon Brown...

London - (Karmic Mess): As the zodiac's magnificent Benefics change signs in tandem on Monday the final curtain falls on the wretched House of Windsor.

And with it the tyrranical Gorgon Brown pederastocracy that has appeased wannabe Tory dictators David Cameron and George Osborne.

Greater Benefic Jupiter blazes a trail into Pisces in the early hours of the morning, its awesome majesty sweeping aside the Illuminati hoax that culminated in the creation of heinous Hitler/Stalin chimaera Queen Elizabeth II.

Some twelve hours later Lesser Benefic Venus glides effortlessly into Aquarius, restoring sanity to a zombie-like nation still punch-drunk from 13 years of New Labour misrule.

"We blame the Hong Kong Hoax Bank," the head of the UK's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency said today.

"It's at the epicenter of seismic faultlines that bankrolled a bunch of IRA retards into thinking they could rule the world."

Online spreadbetting index Aintgottaprayer.con gives an odds-on chance for Wednesday's solar ingress into Aquarius to see the crumbling in the USA od the Obama-Biden dream ticket.

"The wheel has come full circle, these wackjobs are so outtahere," the index's top odds layer said today.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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