Wee Jimmy Whyman on religion

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Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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Put two of every creature from all over the planet in your little arc

Wee Jimmy Whyman is the 5 year old child who has never ending questions he wants answers to which adults never ask.

On a visit to his local church this Sunday in Glasgow the minister was telling the congregation the story of Noah and the ark and how God asked noah to put two of every creature on the planet on the arc before the floods came.

Wee Jimmy shouted out "how did they get two of every creature on the planet on the arc because we have thousands of species on the planet so how big was the arc." The minister was flustered "Well I am not really sure," he said.

Then wee Jimmy said: "What about all these big animals giraffes, rhinos, elephants etc what did they do with all the shit"

Wee Jimmy was kicked out the church faster than an express train trying to make up lost time.

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