Written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 7 January 2010

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Lets all sign to prevent Tv Tewworism and Jonathon Woss

Jonathon Woss the man who simply cannot pwonounce the letter R has quit the BBC after being asked to accept a weduced salary. He alweady gets a Wot more money than all other pwesenters but due to the wecession he was told that his salary would have to be weduced.

Woss had to go because he wefused to be wealistic and accept that his salary is extwavagant for a talentless pwat who cannott even pwonounce the letter R.

Maybe we can now get some more worthwhile television on the BBC to replace Woss because as far as I can see this is no loss.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: TV, Jonathan Ross

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