Provisional Sinn Fein leader Gerry Macadams has revealed his family has had a long history of violent abuse towards many people.
Macadams himself was chief of staff of the Provisional IRA in the early 1970s, and so was responsible for the murder of hundreds of people in Northern Ireland and England, including Norris McSquirter in his home in London, and many more using car bombs, snipers and pub bombs, plus kneecappings.
And his younger brother Martin Macadams was second in command of the Provisionals at that time, while his father Gerry Macadams Senior helped kill British soldiers in the 1950s 'flying columns' IRA campaign from the Republic of Ireland into Ulster.
'What a family!', laughed Macadams, as he signed a death warrant for a teenage boy for his third episode of 'joy-riding', stealing a car and driving it recklessly in West Belfast. 'Just think of all the sick behaviour me and my family are responsible for over the years, it would be funny if it wasn't so disgusting! Even my sister Coleen Macadams used to smuggle Semtex across the border into Fermanagh, and used to laugh away merrily when we used it to let off another car bomb!'
So it comes as almost unbelievable that a professional murderer that is probably still wanted for murder in the Republic of Ireland, and has caused more misery and death than anyone in modern Irish history, should today try and get sympathy for his family by revealing some of the violent abuse they have caused.
'It's beyond belief!', said Democratic Unionist leader Peter Robinson. 'Madacams and his family are part of a criminal organisation that is illegal in the Republic, in Northern Ireland, and in the UK, pretty impressive to get all three parts of the world united in condemning that organisation. And it's surreal that he spends most of his time in London living off British taxes - the very people he claims are the enemy of all Irish people! What a plonker!'
The list of people that are open enemies of Mr. Macadams and his organisation is also impressive - the British Government, the Irish Government, the IRA, Sinn Fein, The Real IRA, the INLA. The Democratic Unionist Party, the Ulster Unionist Party, the Social and Democratic Party, Fine Fail, and Fine Gael. Provisional Sinn Fein and the Provisional IRA are not even supported by many Irish Republicans, and are correctly seen as gangsters and murderers by 99% of decent law-abiding people.
Go and shed your crocodile tears for your family elsewhere, Mr. Macadams, you'll get no sympathy from the British - nor from the Irish or Northern Irish. This story is a bad joke.
