The President of the United States had quite an interesting announcement earlier today. Sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office, President Joe Biden announced a new platform for his administration and the Democratic Party as a whole: Republicanism…
The Open was last played at Royal Portrush in 1951 and hasn't returned for 68 years, due to a little disagreement which so-called Loyalist and Republican locals quaintly call "The Troubles", but which were, in fact, a rampant killing spree between tw...
Somerset Levels, UK - A massive arsenal of IRA weapons including AK-47s, MI6 assault rifles and a Sherman tank has been found by teenagers at the bottom of a British river bed. 13 year-olds Bob Piranna and Warren Nuckles were magnet-fishing on th...
London - Feckin filthy Oirish terrists cut themselves one helluva sweetheart deal a UK Parliamentary Committee will hear on Tuesday as former Prime Monster Tony B Liar takes the stand at a Norhtern Ireland affairs grill. Politicians are probing ho...
London - The Royal Prerogative of Messy was extended to Diana for grassing up her mates in the Libyan Semtex loop. Hundreds of tonnes of Colonel Gaddafi's explosives were regularly smuggled into Britain under the guise of the royal diplomatic bag...
Co Antrim, N Ireland - Former IRA thug turned Global Piss Process luminary Gerry Adams remains in custody tonight as Northern Irish police turn on the thumbscrews about his tastes in equine stuff. Adams, 69, was arrested Wednesday night following...
Shergar, County Louse - Global Piss Process luminary Bill Clinton has opened a new college within Ireland's top postgraduate terrorism school in a dedication ceremony tarred and feathered - uh, marred! - by heckling. The former US president said h...
Dublin, Eire - Two masked men on pedal cycles carrying laser-guided BB guns were seen speeding away from the scene of the crime in the Clondalkin area of town tonight after a volley of shots was fired at John Gilligan, 69. The convicted narcotics...
Washington DC - They were once described by the UN, NATO, Interpol, the CIA, Mossad, MI6, KGB, Savak, the French Gendarmerie and the Stasi as being 'in bed with Tony B Liar and the IRA'. Today three former US Presidents were reportedly cock-a-ho...
London - "It's a feelthy lie, begorrah," Real IRA commander Osama Bin Life-O'Riely said today ahead of the Beeb broadcast at 9pm. "Provisional Al Qaeda bastards is them what done it because of a trick or treaty dare from George W Bush." The do...
Ireland's peak terrorist organisation, the Irish Republican Army, has been severely damaged by recent changes in the country's electoral laws. The Irish parliament, this week, passed an amendment to electoral laws, removing state funding from poli...
Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland Martin McGuinness has reacted angrily to a new BBC Documentary that suggests the majority of Catholics in the province are embarrassed by their former support of the IRA. A former Provisional IRA leader...
As the world watched Belfast today in anticipation of an historical handshake, details emerged of unsavoury scenes during preparations for the event. During Her Majesty's Jubilee visit to Northern Ireland she was expected to shake hands with Deput...
London - It's 14 years since the dodgiest of dodgy Piss Process treaties was signed under a waxing fool moon by Hellfire fantasist Tony B Liar. Today Government confidence in the 1998 Good Friday Agreement small print suffered a setback as mobile...
The CIA has seen disagreements on how to run the agency cause rifts and splits within the organisation itself causing splinter groups to emerge. As well as the legitimate arm of the CIA, still called the CIA, there is now a more militant wing call...
Belfast - Sinn Fein presidential wannabe Martin McGuinness is off his trolley worried voters said today as his knowledge of the criminal justice system hit the headlines. Speaking to UK broadsheet reporters the former IRA hitman said people were b...
Belfast - Born again IRA bastard Martin McGuinness is in a secret coalition deal to encourage an extraterrestrial lookalike to 'host' Queen Elizabeth when the current incumbent finally pops her clogs. The solution means the feckless Provo Queen ca...
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