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Funny story: Man Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still

Man Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still

A man who saw a YouTube clip of the Irish dance extravaganza, 'Riverdance' was so impressed by the performances of the dancers, that he could not keep his feet still afterwards. Moys Kenwood, 55, watched the spectacle 'mesmerised', unable to look...

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Funny story: Man "Very Disappointed" In 'Mrs Brown's Boys'

Man "Very Disappointed" In 'Mrs Brown's Boys'

A man watched the first ten minutes of so-called 'comedy laughter show' 'Mrs. Brown's Boys' at the weekend, before he was forced to turn it off, so diabolically unfunny was it. Watching the tripe on the recommendation of his half-sister's husband,...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has been suspended from all forms of fighting after potatoes were found growing in his lugoyles. McGregor, 30, the mixed martial artist, who is never far from controversy, was...

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Funny story: Leprechauns to control inner-Irish border

Leprechauns to control inner-Irish border

Brussels chief negotiator Michel Barnier and UK Prime Minister Theresa May have at last broken the deadlock in the Irish border issue. Brexit Minister, David Davis, has conjured up a new proposal which has been welcomed and approved by his counterpar...

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Funny story: Leprechaun abortion parties to end in Ireland

Leprechaun abortion parties to end in Ireland

For many years, remote villages in Ireland have held a dark secret. It is illegal for a human doctor to perform an abortion, but there is no law against leprechauns carrying out the dangerous operation. Two or three times a year in each village, hidd...

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Funny story: Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Three Irish jihadists from Kinvara in Co Galway were today jailed following a hearing in the Dublin Supreme Court. Mohammed O'Shaugnessy, Fatima Murphy and Javed O'Connor were convicted of terrorism offences during the busy Kinvara Hate Festival,...

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Funny story: The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

Young Francis Muldoon was a strange little boy. He lived in a village in County Tipperary Ireland called Ballytohellnback. His father was a turnip farmer who also reared sheep and his mother worked as a maid at the local parish church of St. Patrick...

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Funny story: Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

LONDON: An in-cab surveillance video has been leaked on the internet prior to the Scotland Yard investigation of its driver Fintan Murphy in London. Murphy is suspected in the disappearance of his middle-aged passenger Julian Forsyth Davidson-Clar...

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Funny story: PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

The Irish and British have been at each other's throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft endless circle-jerk of meaningless con...

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Funny story: EU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown

EU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown

Dublin, Ireland - The Irish government has been ordered to seize billions of dollars in spurious new taxes from US tech giant Apple. A Chapter Eleven bankruptcy plot by departing EU Competition (sic) Commissioner Joaquín Almunia designed to ward o...

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Funny story: Irish fighting mad over pub closing

Irish fighting mad over pub closing

RUB-A-DUB-DUBLIN, IRELAND, THE EMERALD ISLE -- Oil Can Mary's, a popular pub in Rub-a-Dub-Dublin's gay district, has been closed "until further notice," an act that has enraged the establishment's regular patrons. "Two micks are killed, and I have...

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Funny story: England Win World Cup Of Smugness!

England Win World Cup Of Smugness!

Even with theIr football team facing an early exit from the World Cup, the English are celebrating a comfortable triumph at the World Cup of Smugness. With England creating more smug bastards per square mile than any other country in the world by...

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Funny story: Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Dublin. Eire - The discovery of a 60-year long Irish Police phone tapping op has been hailed as the world's longest and most successful undetected snoop Dublin Police Commissioner Seamus O'Shergar said today. Masterminded by the Garda Special Inv...

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Funny story: U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

U.S. Military Instructed to Go After the Wee People's Gold

Washington, D.C. - A top secret military operation authorized by the Pentagon has been leaked to the press today by a source calling himself "King Midas". King Midas reports that the U.S. military has been given orders to begin clandestine searc...

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Funny story: Leprechauns are Gearing Up for St. Patrick's Day

Leprechauns are Gearing Up for St. Patrick's Day

BLARNEY, IRELAND - With only one month until Lá Fhéile Pádraig, leprechauns are gearing up for their annual vacation day off. For 364 days a year they are humbler cobblers, but on March 17th, St. Patrick's Day, they are allowed to descend on the wor...

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Funny story: Freemasons To Sponsor Next World Cup

Freemasons To Sponsor Next World Cup

As the "Irish Freemasons' Young Musician of the Year" competition gets under way at the Masonic Hall, Molesworth Street, Dublin with a staggering 10K Euros on offer in prizes, a surprise decision has been announced by 359 Degree Mason Hektor Rameses...

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Funny story: Ireland's Seanad to sit at Greek isle of Lesbos following senator's remarks

Ireland's Seanad to sit at Greek isle of Lesbos following senator's remarks

Dublin - Irish Senate leader Maurice Cummins is considering the proposition after leading gay rights activist Senator David Norris claimed Fine Gael member Regina Doherty was 'talking out of her fanny' about, er, stuff. It means the Greek isle fam...

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