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Funny story: Ireland Chased The Russian Navy Away

Ireland Chased The Russian Navy Away

Who would have thought? It started when Russia announced it was going to perform naval exercises off the coast of Ireland without Ireland’s permission. Furthermore, Russia added, Ireland should stay out of its way. What? Naval exercises off the c…

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Funny story: One in Five Americans is Heavily Drinking Alcohol

One in Five Americans is Heavily Drinking Alcohol

One in five Americans is heavily drinking alcohol, according to a new survey conducted by The Harris Poll, one of the top analytics firms. And it appears Covid may be part of the reason. The study was commissioned by an Irish biopharmaceutical compan…

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Funny story: The Aberdeen Sea Wolves Defeat The Killarney Archers In The Scottish-Irish Football League’s Opener

The Aberdeen Sea Wolves Defeat The Killarney Archers In The Scottish-Irish Football League’s Opener

ABERDEEN, Scotland – (Sports Satire) – The reigning champions of the Scottish-Irish Football League, the Aberdeen Sea Wolves, easily defeated their long time rivals the Killarney Archers 6-2. The game was held at the newly remodeled Mrs. Sean Conn…

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Funny story: Dublin, Ireland, Has To Cancel their Annual Blarney Stone Festival Parade & Bacon and Cabbage Cooking Contest Due To The Bulgarian Bumble Bee Infestation

Dublin, Ireland, Has To Cancel their Annual Blarney Stone Festival Parade & Bacon and Cabbage Cooking Contest Due To The Bulgarian Bumble Bee Infestation

DUBLIN – (World Satire News) – The lord mayor of Dublin, Ireland, Paul McAuliffe, has informed the citizens of his city that he regrets to have to cancel this year’s much anticipated Annual Blarney Stone Festival Parade & Bacon and Cabbage Cookin…

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Funny story: COVID-19 Outbreak Traced to Blarney Stone

COVID-19 Outbreak Traced to Blarney Stone

A recent rash of COVID-19 cases among visitors to County Cork, Ireland has been linked to the time-honoured tradition of kissing the famed Blarney stone. Padraig O'Seasnain, head caretaker at Blarney Castle had this to say: "I suppose we should…

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Funny story: Ireland sends rover to Mars

Ireland sends rover to Mars

The list of countries to have sent probes into space grows longer every day. This week, a robotic lander from Ireland failed to land on Mars, causing a great setback to their space programme. Commander Geoff McGowan of Dublin Space Command reflect…

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Funny story: Irish Split

Irish Split

Despite the recent bitterly cold spell in Ireland, unlike most sensible people, Pegeen Na Squarehole insisted on going out without gloves on, as well as washing her hands in cold water, without applying moisturiser afterwards. As a result of all…

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Funny story: Americans Keep Mistaking President Higgins for a Leprechaun

Americans Keep Mistaking President Higgins for a Leprechaun

During a morning press conference, President Michael D. Higgins stated that American tourists visiting Ireland keep mistaking him for a leprechaun. Higgins went on to state that, when Americans take tours of Áras an Uachtaráin, they often go up t…

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Funny story: Ireland Tells The Heavy Metal Band, The C-19, To Change It’s Name

Ireland Tells The Heavy Metal Band, The C-19, To Change It’s Name

DUBLIN – Ireland’s Department of Decency in Naming has just informed the popular Irish heavy metal band, C-19, that they will have to change their band name. Band frontman Doolin Tipperary, asked why in the world would they have to change it. H...

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Funny story: A Golfer Shoots 3 Holes-in-One in One Round

A Golfer Shoots 3 Holes-in-One in One Round

KILLARNEY, Ireland - A 69-year-old retired fishing net salesman, named McVey McSweeney, who said he hadn’t played golf in 13 years, accomplished an astonishing feat. “Old Mackie”, as the lads at the Draggin’ Dragon Pub call him, was playing at the...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation

Conor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation

In what's expected to be criticised as a pointless, ridiculous and, frankly, meaningless piece of nonsense, it's been announced that Conor McGregor, the MMA and UFC bloke, has developed a variant strain of the Coronavirus. The Irishman has been to...

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Funny story: Ireland Says That Due To The Coronavirus, Anyone Caught Kissing The Blarney Stone Will Be Arrested on The Spot

Ireland Says That Due To The Coronavirus, Anyone Caught Kissing The Blarney Stone Will Be Arrested on The Spot

CORK, Ireland – Irish officials are taking the Coronavirus very seriously, as evidenced by a newly-written proclamation which, if violated, will cause the violator or violators to be taken into custody. The Blarney Stone Coalition of Dublin stated...

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Funny story: Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump announced in a tweet early Thursday morning that he would be deploying troops to various spots around the world due to a top-secret emergency. Some of the locations include Mumbai, India, Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, M...

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Funny story: Brexit now infecting every aspect of our lives complain British public

Brexit now infecting every aspect of our lives complain British public

Much like explosive diarrhoea, Brexit is the gift that keeps on giving. It now appears to be infecting the most benign conversations. Every day, domestic drudgery and water-cooler moments are new opportunities for Brexiteers and Remainers to sling mu...

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Funny story: Man Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still

Man Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still

A man who saw a YouTube clip of the Irish dance extravaganza, 'Riverdance' was so impressed by the performances of the dancers, that he could not keep his feet still afterwards. Moys Kenwood, 55, watched the spectacle 'mesmerised', unable to look...

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Funny story: Man "Very Disappointed" In 'Mrs Brown's Boys'

Man "Very Disappointed" In 'Mrs Brown's Boys'

A man watched the first ten minutes of so-called 'comedy laughter show' 'Mrs. Brown's Boys' at the weekend, before he was forced to turn it off, so diabolically unfunny was it. Watching the tripe on the recommendation of his half-sister's husband,...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has been suspended from all forms of fighting after potatoes were found growing in his lugoyles. McGregor, 30, the mixed martial artist, who is never far from controversy, was...

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