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Funny story: Harriet Harman Identifies Top Most Socially Destructive Melodies Systematically Imposed on Society by Late Year Faith-Focused Event: 2011 Edition

Harriet Harman Identifies Top Most Socially Destructive Melodies Systematically Imposed on Society by Late Year Faith-Focused Event: 2011 Edition

Despite having considerably less to do than ever before, Harriet Harman has rather breathlessly published her now annual Early Winter Warning to Britons, reminding them that what seems like a melodic tribute to the slyly called 'Festive Season', is i...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman Identifies Top Ten Most Socially Destructive Melodies Systematically Imposed on Society by Late Year Faith-Focused Event

Harriet Harman Identifies Top Ten Most Socially Destructive Melodies Systematically Imposed on Society by Late Year Faith-Focused Event

MP Harriet Harman today continued leading Britain down a long, lonely, winding road through the wilderness of ignorance and self-interest and toward a brighter equal future with prizes for all. Her latest targets are the songs that dare not speak...

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Funny story: Ginger Rodents React Angrily to Danny Alexander Comparisons

Ginger Rodents React Angrily to Danny Alexander Comparisons

Deputy leader of the Labour Party Harriet Harman has been forced into a grovelling apology, after ginger rodents reacted angrily to suggestions that they resemble Coalition Treasury spokesman Danny Alexander. Spokesman for the Guinea pig Defence L...

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Funny story: Harman's Apology to Rodents

Harman's Apology to Rodents

Labour Deputy Leader, Harriet Harman, has apologised for comparing red rodents with Danny Alexander the Cabinet Cuts Man. Speaking at the Scottish Labour Party Conference Ms Harman had compared red squirrels with mutated Liberal Democrats. Harr...

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Funny story: Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman championed the new Equality Act codes of practice, which mean that School meetings in the evening 'are sexist'.

Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman championed the new Equality Act codes of practice, which mean that School meetings in the evening 'are sexist'.

Quango Land, Britain: The guidelines from the quango, the Equality and Human Rights Commission, explain that the new Equality Act, which was passed just before the election and championed by Labour's Deputy Leader Harriet Harman. If parents' or pub...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman admits men do exist

Harriet Harman admits men do exist

Following recent reports that Harriet Harman is 'leader-in-waiting' to take over from Gordon Brown following the election, she has moved to quell suggestions that she will remove the few remaining rights men have, if elected. In an under-cover in...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman Flavour Crisps to be launched

Harriet Harman Flavour Crisps to be launched

A well known Crisp manufacturer from Leicester plans to launch a new range of Politically Flavoured Salty Snacks to poke fun at those that seek re-election! The first flavour to be launched will be "Harriet Harman" flavour Dorito's! Our reporte...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman Involved In Drunken Uproar

Harriet Harman Involved In Drunken Uproar

Harriet Harman came under the rather furious glare of the spotlight last night, after she was caught wandering around the House Of Commons shouting obscenities at visiting dignitaries. In further revelations, it is believed that she tried to use t...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping. Ms Harman had been shopping at Lid...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown fights back

Gordon Brown fights back

Gordon Brown decided to fight the public perception of him being an idiot. The prime minister went on holiday and left in charge very questionable individuals to run the country. The logic was simple - public must see that he is so much better than h...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman blames swine flu on male pigs

Harriet Harman blames swine flu on male pigs

Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman blamed today swine flu pandemic on male pigs. "All males are pigs", she said, "But male pigs are even more pigs". Ms Harman claimed that she has a DNA evidence that the very first swine flu case was registered...

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Funny story: Harman Tipped for Reshuffle Promotion

Harman Tipped for Reshuffle Promotion

Sources within Downing Street have indicated that Harridan Harpy is likely to receive a major promotion in the Cabinet reshuffle expected after Thursday's Local and European Elections. Harman, who is currently in The Priory being treated for exhau...

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Funny story: Shock new plan to increase the number of women in top jobs

Shock new plan to increase the number of women in top jobs

Harriet Harman has announced a radical new plan to increase the number of women in senior positions in government, industry and the professions. Announcing the plan, she states that it is taking far too long for women to attain the top jobs. There ne...

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Funny story: Harriet Harmon changes mind about Labour leadership again

Harriet Harmon changes mind about Labour leadership again

Harriet Harmon, the Minister for Alliterated Names, has again changed her mind about becoming party leader, proving that Labour used to be indecisive, but now its not too sure. It seems that some newspapers, especially the Daily Torygraph, declare...

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Funny story: Hollywood backs Harriet Harman to lead Labour Party

Hollywood backs Harriet Harman to lead Labour Party

A number of Hollywood stars have come out in favour of Harriet Harman MP, should there be any leadership contest in the troubled Labour Party. Although she is adamant that she is behind the current Prime Minister Gordon Brown, a number of rumours...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman adds rooftop toilet to her 'John' Lewis List

Harriet Harman adds rooftop toilet to her 'John' Lewis List

Fathers 4 Justice campaigners dressed as comic book superheroes are staging a a second rooftop protest at the home of Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman, Scotland Yard said today.

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Funny story: Harriet Harman pushes dodgy female haircut plan

Harriet Harman pushes dodgy female haircut plan

Equality minister Harriet Harman has set out plans to allow positive discrimination towards female job candidates with iffy hairdoes. She said firms should be able to choose a woman with a pudding bowl hairstyle with a long side parting stuck on it o...

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