British Government Considers Legalizing Honour Killings

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Tuesday, 10 November 2009

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In an ever more desperate attempt to ease post-colonial guilt and show the magnanimous virtues of free society, a vote will come before the Commons today on whether honour killings should be legalized.

Nick Griffin, happy to speak on the behalf of his personal friend Abu Humza, or "captain hook", claimed that Honour killings were a legitimate form of punishment.

"The more mad...I mean passionate Islamists we can put infront of a television camera to speak for all 1.5 billion of them, the more we can hear their real views and learn to understand each other. That is why I am fully in support of this motion", not that he has a vote.

Griffin continued that he and his supporters would happily help track down scantily clad, fornicating, white-boyfriend having or non-burka wearing girls, and bring them to justice.

"Soon we will be rid of all of 'em....I mean, you know, the extremists only. Not a Hitler style genocide". The twinkle in Griffins eye betrayed the fact that he very much meant the latter.

A spokesperson for the fringe, lunatic "Islamic" group, "Death to America, Death to Israel and Death to Britain", or simply DTADTIADTB was delighted by the news their pleas were set to be heard before the commons.

"Killing your daughter because she wears lipstick is simply a part of life. The British Government need to accept it, like they have accepted rear entry between men".

DTADTIADTB and the BNP are said to now be working closely together, to ensure racial and cultural integration and acceptance will never come to pass in the United Kingdom.

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