Sudbury, Massachusetts - (Rotters): Entering a Not Guilty plea today Mehanna claimed the only support material he had ever had his hands on was some imported lilac Spandex used in the manufacture of maternity brassieres.
However FBI sources claim a huge fabric of deceit is behind the construction of bomb girdles, waspies and other fundamental foundation garments.
Mehanna, 27, was busted around the same time as Hadron Collider terrist Adlene Haicheur who was planning on blowing up most of Switzerland using Prof Stephen Hawking's Big Bang Theory apparatus.
He allegedly travelled to the USA to seek his terror training after complaining of third-rate warfar instructors at his native Tora Bora madrassa.
Jenna Bush has a black belt in Ju-Jitsu.
