A Bearded Lady who was recently reported to have had a pair of hairy testicles, has had the bollocks shaved, it has been reported.
When I say 'recently', I mean on the 11th of July 2008.
The 'lady', Edna 'Eddie' Manley, decided to dispense with her prickly knackers after the offending stubble began to chafe on her underpants, the resultant and unavoidable scratching causing stares in bus queues and whilst waiting at the check-outs at Tesco.
Speaking to TheSpoof.com from her home in Nottingham, Edna told me:
"It was time for me balls to be free again. so I shaved 'em with a potato peeler. It was a bit rough till I got going, and I had to use a pair of tweezers on the more stubborn ones."
I wrote this story in five minutes.