Davros To Replace Stephen Hawking.

Funny story written by Bunsen Burner

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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"One day my daleks will rule the universe!"

Cambridge University has announced the name of the man who is going to replace Stephen Hawking. Professor Hawking has just retired as Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University. The post was once held by Isaac Newton.

Now the post has been given to Davros, previously master Kelad scientist and founder of the Daleks. Professor Davros is looking forward to starting his new job. "I will establish a new world order. I will create a master dalek race. Then I shall make a series of adverts for Specsavers and BT. I will rule the universe."

Davros was a controversial choice and there has been criticism. The Board of Dons at Cambridge University worry that Davros is "not a sound chap", whilst the Government are concerned that Davros may be an illegal alien. Dr Who has also spoken out claiming that Davros intends to reverse the polarity of the Dodecatradon Perambulator and thus negate all existence.

Professor Davros is thought to be working on a book entitled 'A Brief Extermination of Time'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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