Stephen Hawking Tabbed to Be New Homework Czar

Written by Jalapenoman

Monday, 19 October 2009

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The new Homework Czar should help the girls make straight A's.

Famous mathematician and scientist Stephen Hawking has been chosen as the new Homework Czar by President Barack Obama. Hawking will join the growing list of presidential appointees who will all make more than $250,000 a year and receive full benefits for advising the president.

In this case, the ones who will be advised are the First Children. "I never could get the math stuff," said Obama. "My girls need the advice of someone who is good in the field because I'd just screw up and give them the wrong answer."

"Carry the one....just how far and how long am I supposed to carry it?"

In a related move, Obama also announced that he will be appointing a diaper czar to assist Mr. Hawking.

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