Yates of the Yard poised to pounce in 1988 Kenya murder mystery

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 15 October 2009

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Arson-by-dingos? Yates is the man probing the theories

London - (Rotters): Was a rogue Mossad/KGB operative involved in the unsolved 1988 Kenyan death of UK photographer Julie Ward?

Nairobi Police Department officials are saying nothing.

However a recent official visit from former Cash-for-Honours cop Yates of The Yard - now head of the Met's Anti-Terror Squad - has put the screaming heeby jeebies up some very shady ex foreign intelligence (sic) operatives.

"We traced a link to several very wealthy chums of jailbird Bernard 'Ponzi Scam' Madoff," a CID source commented.

"Looks like the spooky pals of Margaret Thatcher's only lawfully wedded husband Robert Maxwell RIP are in for a grilling."

Julie Ward's burnt remains were found in the Masai Mara game reserve in 1988.

Several theories - including arson-by-dingos - have been dismissed as unprovable.

Yates, as usual, is playing a blinder by staying schtum.

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