Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 12 October 2009

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"Red Handed" comrade Brown caught "fiddling" with himself and his expenses!

The Rt.Hon. UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a "fiddler" and now it's official!

After being caught with his red hands in the Government till he has been forced to repay the fiddled amount (tax payers money BTW).

Before losing face over the affair Rt. "dis-HON-est" Gordon swiftly sent a cheque adressed to the Rt. Hon. Tax Payers with an apology attached!

He quoted, "I didn't really mean to pay my gardener, my wifes chauffeur, my Kindergarden Mammies, my private jet to the Bahamas, my cleaners, my brand new 200.000 pound Range Rover, my season ticket at Glasgow Celtic, my season ticket at my local brothel in Leeds (where and why Leeds?), my cat's and dogs food, my "fucking" Gordon Ramsey takeaways and my private wine cellars, etc, with TAX PAYERS MONEY, I'M SO SORRY!"

Conservative leader Creepy Cameron rapidly villified Gordon for being such a fiddling bastard, but was secretly spotted filling out a cheque for a 1/2 million pound to Oxfam!

"Good for the conscience, "untarnished image" and keeping those sniffing bastard Auditors away from my expenses filled, piggy box!" David said.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: MPs, Expenses

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