Alan Duncan Stretches Rations For Bali Trip

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 16 August 2009

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Champers And Caviar! That'll Do For Me!

Tory front-bencher Alan Duncan has angered fellow party members further by jetting off with partner James Dunseath in business class with Singapore Airlines to the paradise destination of Bali.

Duncan caused an in house storm among colleagues by saying that MPs were "treated like shit" and "forced to live on rations."

If living on rations consists of business class flights where passengers are pampered with the finest foods, a selection of fine wines, and vintage chilled champagne, then it is probably true to state that an awful lot of British citizens wouldn't in the least mind "living on rations."

"The man is an idiot," a Conservative member who wished to remain anonymous told us. "He's whingeing on about a £65,000 plus expenses salary as a pittance and jetting off to Bali with his boyfriend while citizens are losing their jobs and having their homes repossessed willy nilly. No, he's not an idiot, he's a total fucking prick."

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