As Magna Automotive now plan to shut down all the UK Vauxhall plants and scrap the workforce a spokesman from the Canadian giant today defended the decision.
Mr.Richard Head, Group HR Director reading from a carefully pepared script went on to explain that German workers were more productive, better paid, better looking and generally happier than their cousins in the UK.
He waived aside questions that they were probably happier because they had all the jobs and a Government that supported them.
Mr.Head then went onto say that not only were the British sore losers but that in Canada it was a mystery how they'd won the Second world War without ever building anything resembling a sexy tank.
The Panzer MK3 & the King Tiger Tank were design classics claimed the Canadian Quisling going onto describe the many benefits of German build quality and comparing the Sherman Tank to the Allegro!
Mr.Brown wasn't available for comment as he was in a darkened room lying down with a Tartan scarf over his eyes muttering to himself!
