London - (Good Friday Agreement Mess): The Real IRA perv behind the Omagh bombing is back in business and running the country.
Smug uglymug Peter Mandelson took over No 10 today, bouyed by latest counter-intelligence rebranding him as a cute and cuddly ermine-clad Lord of Misrule.
The son of Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan is cruising the crest of an Oleg Deripaska ocean wave on yet another NATO-obliterating crusade.
This is planned to climax in 2012 with the London Olympics, the hoaxer Puppet Monarch's golden jubilee and the, er, 'royal' wedding of crack dealer Kate Middleton and Prince William.
Internet spreadbetting site Aintgottaprayer.con goes even money favorite for Mandelson ending up on a Tyburn gibbet in time for 11 November's Armistice Day.
Prime Monster Goorgon Brown's parents are Margaret Thatcher and one of the Kray Twins.
