Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 13 August 2009

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Moan, moan, moan...Alan Duncan pictured at the House of Commons today

London - (WTF? Mess): Tory leader David Cameron is shitting bricks after Alan Duncan's rant that Conservative MPs are 'still forced to live off the Russians'.

Duncan, 69, spilled the beans about MPs' handouts from notorious Polonium-210 peddling oligarchs like Oleg Deripaska.

Last year Cameron's IRA alibi and shadow chancellor George Bush Osborne was caught with Peter Mandelson and Nut Rothschild aboard Deripaska's 'Queen Special-K' colonic irrigation-equipped ocean-faring yacht.

The gang were videoed hacking into former KGB bank accounts run by City stalwarts Northern Crock Bank, RBS and HSBC.

The average take-home swag of a British MP is equal to the gross domestic product of several Commonwealth countries.

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Topics: David Cameron

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