David Cameron's Expenses Claim

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 25 May 2009

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And if you bring the Turkey to the Crachit's House, there is a shiny sixpence in it for you my boy

David Cameron, future puppet master of the whole world has revealed his expenses to the world.

In the 47 page document, it can be seen that David claimed for 3 new Boris Johnson's, a year's supply of hair gel, three Iced Gem lettuces, a packet of Monster Munch, tickets to take Barack O'Bama to a football match (unused)and a life time supply of hypocrisy. He also retained the use of a Robot Butler, a Zebra, and for the whole of London Zoo.

'Yes, you see' said the Hirsute Tory Leader 'I can claim for all of this, because I need it for my job. I am attacking Hazel Blears and all of these people, and yet I have claimed far more money, but I can rest in peace, knowing that I will have a much bigger mess to clear up than this, when I am in power' he said, smirking.

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